This one is for my brothers: Tony, Phil and Pat were all carpet cutters and installers for their teenage years and some time after. It's how Phil met his wife, Peg, and how Pat and Bob met, and then how Bob and Becky met. I may have that last part wrong but who gives a fuck.

Came time for me to work at the same place and it didn't work out - I did not have a driver's license and could not operate the forklift. So, here is the extent of my carpet cutting career.